[m-a-k-k-u]

“I’ll kill you” is a valid way of flirting with me

[tastefullyoffensive]

I’ll take it!

[declinate]

by Mikael Aldo

[su-n-s-e-t]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sloppy joe and Memphis dry rub sound less like a food and more like Sex positions.

[amargedom]

““Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.””

—

[thoughtkick]

“Just because you bury something doesn’t mean that it stops existing.”

— Jenny Han